The unassuming apple. Not every delicious fruit is as innocent as it would appear.
The Apple Theory
Apples grow on trees
they fall to the ground
they teach us physics
and rot all around
Apples are a mystery
they don’t have to be clear
they just whisper things to us
while we make them disappear
The apples are controlling you
like puppets on strings
the proof is in the pudding
such tasty, tasty pudding
There, I’ve warned you. Now, have a great day.